Smartphone Banned for Being ‘Too Capitalist’

Smartphone Banned for Being ‘Too Capitalist’ is the latest policy push that’s drawing attention from both advocates and skeptics alike.

Key Changes Introduced

• Implementation begins citywide next quarter
• Equity task forces involved in every planning phase
• Community healing funds to be allocated

The initiative comes amid growing demands for radical empathy infrastructure. Supporters argue it’s a necessary evolution, especially in neighborhoods historically underrepresented in inclusive design processes.

Voices From the Community

“This is a landmark moment in civic consciousness,” says activist Mel Q. Rivers. “We’re not just changing signs or apps, we’re changing mindsets.”

Opponents argue it represents an overreach or performative gesture. However, data from recent urban decolonization audits suggest otherwise. Many municipalities are now measuring success using Emotional Safety Indexes and Inclusion Coefficients.

Next Steps

The rollout plan includes:

1. Training programs for staff in sensitivity-first operations
2. Mobile feedback apps to report un-woke signage or sentiment
3. Monthly “Reflection Forums” open to all residents

The city hopes to become a national model in emotionally sustainable governance. Officials confirm this is just the beginning.